let’s face it, english isn’t the smartest language. there’s no egg in eggplant. there’s no ham in a hamburger and neither pine nor apple in pineapple. english muffins aren’t from england. french fries aren’t from france. if we examine the paradox of the language we find that quicksand slowly takes us under, boxing rings are square, and guinea pigs aren’t from Guinea nor are they pigs. if writers write how come fingers don’t fing? if the plural of tooth is teeth then how come the plural of booth isn’t beeth? if teachers taught, don’t preachers praught? if vegetarians eat vegetables then what do humanitarians eat?! when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they’re invisible. and why is it that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends. just a random thought to make you smile and think
and if any of you think that your some kind of super smart animal human hybrid and can critisize my words because you are better, please hold your tongue or be flagged

There is this girl that I really like. I swear she was playing footsie with me for 5 weeks in French class when she sat behind me before we had a seat change. She stayed in the same seat and moved 1 seat up and right. Then the boy behind me pokes me with his pen and I look back and I see her doing her nails looking down which is so different from her nature and it looked like a setup. She is the most intelligent girl in the school(going to harvard) and has amazing leadership skills and other talents. She hosts conferences for teachers, student leaders, etc. Twice in bio class, she was leaning on me to look at my study guide and her face looked really happy. In the hallway, when she is talking to other people, I could see her eye glance at me for 1-2 seconds and then her eyes went back to the person she is having a conversation with. After class ends, when she passes me, I could see the corner of her eye looking at me for 1 second and then move back and walk out of the class. Two days ago in philosophy class, we could sit wherever we wanted and she sat next to me along with her friends (1 large table group of 6). She seemed to be applying lip gloss a few times, touching her arm a few times which seemed odd, constantly changing from the cross-legged position to the soles of her shoes faced behind her position. When the soles of her shoes faced the other way, her left hand (while writing) and other hands(while not writing) seemed to be put between her thighs and it looked like she was squeezing her hand and I remembered the classroom to be quite warm that day and I do not remember that as one of her habits. The paradox is that she wants to be a psychology professor so she is very well aware of the behavior of others as well as her own. But we hardly ever talk although I do sometimes send online small gifts on facebook and she said thanks. Her birthday is coming up and I’m thinking about giving her a small teddy bear and an 8.6 caret amethyst gem in the shape of a heart that was specially cut (and yes it was expensive). Would the gift seem odd?
I got my dad’s looks and my mom’s intelligence (the best of both parents) but I did not inherit their great social skills. I’m way better now with social skills but it does break down at dances though. My friends say I look like a movie star and they say a lot of girls like me but I never seem to pay attention and notice. Too busy finishing my university courses in high school .
She loves rock concerts and rock music and she gets free autographs, free row view, interviews because she is a writer for saintrocknroll.com. She said she likes everything moins les mathematiques. But she seems to beat most boys at math and is two grades ahead too. Intriguing person. And she is literally one of those people (I mean for everyone) that you could only see a few times or maybe once in your lifetime.

I’ve decided to add a nice paradox for the Christians for once. Prove to me that God just isn’t the lesser of a whole group of Greater "God’s". Maybe he’s just a young and inexperienced God. Maybe there is a whole other dimension out there that has God’s just like him creating their own universes for amusement and your God is a really young drop out that isn’t very good at creating a universe. I mean he must have come from somewhere too right, if he exists. So maybe you should ponder the question of an Agnostic for once instead of saying "God did it" and "God is great and his son died for you". What if those other Gods don’t need a son to forgive people of their sins? What if they made a universe where the French, Chinese, and Americans can all get along?

I am from eastern Europe (Ukraine) and in Europe it is easy to tell if a person is French or not, for example. But America is different… with white people it is easy, as long as they don’t have an accent they are generally considered American (the paradox, however, is that I am not considered white here, because I am form E Europe and have brown hair/green eyes/not a typical european nose; people consider me Asian, which actually make me sad…). However, what about Jews who are technically white and have lived here for generations? Or Indians and Asians who aren’t white but have also lived here for generations and adopted american culture? I am really confused, because in Ukraine only people who are 100% ukrainian or russian are considered ukrainians, everyone else is not.

For my essay i have to do a reading comprehension on a short story called the hockey sweater. the story is an anology for the french-english relations in Canada. if anyone is framiliar with this, can you help me with the folowing:
-be able to analyze passages of writing, describe their significance and meaning
-identify figurative language (metaphor, simile, irony, allusion, symbolism, personification, allegory, parable, hyperbole, paradox)
-state the genre

PLEASE I NEED HELP

of course there is a paradox between what people commonly say about the features of french men and lovers and what they in fact turn out to be. Do you agree with me that they are quite cold,cruel, selfish and indifferent towards their girlfriends?

I currently live in a small Southern town. The minimum wage is extremely low, the povertly level is high, and needless to say, the job market isn’t very good. As a result of this, education and book skills aren’t necessary, or even an advantage, for that matter. The catch 22 college graduates run into in regards to the paradox of getting a job with no experience but needing experience to get a job is complicated tenfold in my area. My question is this, and follows in two forms: I know that because of my location and need to relocate (I always stress that I will do so expediously and at my own expense) most employers in the big cities to which I apply won’t give my resume a second look. Should I keep applying in such a way, or should I pack up and move to a big city on a whim and try my luck? I have a history degree and am nearly fluent in French and to a lesser extent, German. All of which are worthless in Alabama. I am a pre-law interest.

If anyone knows Zeno’s paradox, can they propose a solution?
Also, if anyone has a favorite defense against 1.e4, propose why, except:
-No responses w/ the spanish!!! I’m sick of it, that’s why I’m asking here (I’m a 1800 player, so have good reasons; I am open to suggestions from any player, though)
-please not french either, for the same reason
-if sicilian, favorite line?
I dote over the Scandinavian now and then, w/ the mix of sicilian.

And the Maasai "paradox"

And the Dinka "paradox"

And the Samburu "paradox"

And the Tokeluan "paradox"

And the Swiss "paradox"

And the Inuit "paradox"

A paradox implies all observations are inline except for one.

NUMEROUS observations have shown many many cultures to eat a diet rich in saturate dfat and have very very low rates of CHD

such as The Maasai ,Dinkas ,Samburu ,Tokeluans ,Inuits, French

Dispellign the red wine MYTH created by proponents of the Lipid Theory instead of admiting they are INCORRECT.

France does NOT have a monopoly on red wine consumption Italy and Spain drink as much and do NOT have the low rates France does.

The Lipid Hypothesis is FALSE